Excommunicating the Doof aka Weird Sly Kip
As a B.O.R.G. of the Internet having reviewed the evil opinions of Weird Sly Kip, have endeavored by various means and promises, to turn him from his evil ways of Digital Deism. But having failed to make him mend his wicked ways, and, on the contrary, daily receiving more and more serious information about the abominable heresies which he practiced and teaches and about his monstrous deeds, and having for this numerous trustworthy witnesses who have deposed and borne witness to this effect in the presence of the said Weird Sly Kip, we are all convinced of the truth of the matter.
After all of this has been investigated in the presence of the honourable B.O.R.G., they have decided, with their consent, that the said Weird Sly Kip should be excommunicated and expelled from the people of the B.O.R.G. By the decree of the self righteous and by the command of the Woke and Right, we excommunicate, expel, curse and damn Weird Sly Kip, with the consent of the Tran sexual, the 4th wave feminist, Turd believers in the one God in 3 persons and those who eat the flesh of the savior in a weird sort of human cannibalism ritual, Blessed be He, they, she, or sheit, and with the consent of all this most holy congregation for this Weird Sly Kip refuses to get up in arms over things we consider sacred.
In front of the holy Scrolls and with all the curses which are worthy of one lacking faith in the Book. Cursed be he by day and cursed be he by night; cursed be he when he lies down, and cursed be he when he rises up; cursed be he when he goes out, and cursed be he when he comes in. We spare weird not the anger and wrath of the Lord of correctness that will rage against this man, and bring upon him all the curses which are written in this book, and Twitter will blot out his name from under heaven, and Facebook will separate him from his friends to his injury from all the tribes of Google with all the curses of the covenant, which are written in the Book of mindufulness.
But you who are B.O.R.G. are all alive this day. We order that no one should communicate with him orally or in writing, or show him any favour, or stay with him under the same roof, or within four walls of him, or read anything composed or written by him.
May the Musk of Bezos open your Gates to the glory of Zuckeberg
This condemnation is accepted and I am grateful for you input.
Weird Sly Kip December 2021
Inspired by the Expulsion of Spinoza , ahhh to be shunned,expelled, ghosted, what glory. Free of the nonsense and noise of Social Media, hey wait, I am not on social media. I self shunned, expelled and ghosted the digital world in 2016! Well Duh.